And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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