Who wears a wallet chain?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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