So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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