this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You took a bar mat shot.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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