You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wear drunk well.
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