is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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