the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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