Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Will exercising make me less horny?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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