I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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