i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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