We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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