Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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