hotel room ftw
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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