just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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