I'm eating all of the evidence.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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