If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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