Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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