My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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