So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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