I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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