People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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