you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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