called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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