oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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