I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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