This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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