She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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