I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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