Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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