Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
When are your genitals available?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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