lets start a swedish sibling band together
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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