You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
