It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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