HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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