I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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