I just cut my nipple shaving
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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