I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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