come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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