Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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