Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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