we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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