How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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