i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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