all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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