I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He did a backflip because drugs
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