I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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