..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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