i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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