My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I AM VODKA MAN
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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