bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.