Buhtt sex?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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