Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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