D3 body, D1 cock
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I am naked and annoyed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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