should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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