he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
